Martha Wouldn’t Melt—And Neither Will You

Advice for moms running attractions this summer, with a side of awe for the queen of calm under pressure

If you’re a mom working in attractions, summer doesn’t mean multiple beach days and margs with the other block moms.

It means back-to-back 12s. One day off a week. A walkie that never stops. And a brain juggling wristbands, vendor calls, and the exact brand of applesauce your kid will tolerate at daycamp.

You’re clocking full shifts in the heat, squeezing in story time at night, and setting alarms that start with 5s.

It’s a grind. It’s a privilege. It’s damn impressive.

And when I need a reminder that poise and power can coexist, I think of Martha.

Not the throw-pillow Martha. The empire-builder. The cake-baker. The mogul who went to prison and came out besties with Snoop. The mom who makes the impossible look effortless Martha.

The fabric might be standard issue. The leadership style? Signature.

Martha wouldn’t panic when the network goes down. She’d pull a labeled bin from under the desk and hand you a chilled lemonade.

How Can We Channel Martha Energy This Summer:

✦ Plan like it’s a dinner party. Every shift is a seating chart. Every detail? Thoughtfully placed.

✦ That clipboard? It’s not paper—it’s presence. People move when you carry it with confidence.

✦ Backup outfit. Lip balm. Cold Diet Coke. Not vanity—velocity.

✦ Delegate like you’re building an empire. Because you are. Martha doesn’t slice every lemon—and neither should you.

✦ Write the thank-you note. Staff, family, your past self. Morale isn’t magic. It’s intentional.

✦ Make things beautiful, even in chaos. Labeled bins, signage that slaps, and a breakroom that smells like eucalyptus instead of fryer oil.

✦ Treat your ops binder like it’s a lifestyle brand. Fresh tabs. Clear systems. High-functioning elegance.

✦ Celebrate the weird wins. Three buses through security without a meltdown? That’s an iced lavender matcha latte moment.

✦ Lead like someone’s watching—because they are. Your team. Your GM. Your kids half-asleep on FaceTime saying good night. Make it look effortless—even if you’re drenched in sweat and concessions syrup.

✦ She wouldn’t call it artificial—just efficient. AI isn’t luxury. It’s leverage—the quiet assistant that helps you get home faster, or get five minutes back to be a mom before the next shift.

The Quote to Tape to Your Monitor

“So the pie isn’t perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.” — Martha Stewart

Exactly. Because running a team, answering the radio, making magic for guests, and still managing a moment for snuggles or soccer games? That’s creative mastery under pressure.

So this summer, lead like Martha. Work with intention. Drink the cold thing. Straighten your name tag.

And remind yourself:

You’re not melting. You’re mastering. It’s a good thing.